I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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