Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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