my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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