I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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She needs sedatives and a leash
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Panties = found
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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