yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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should my penis look like a turkey
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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