Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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