i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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