I wanna passion pit in your ass
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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