Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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