Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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