her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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