He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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