Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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