Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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