her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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