i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
this boner is exhausting
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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