Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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