I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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