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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere

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• (207): View more from Maine

  when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I would professionally fuck the shit out of her

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• (716): View more from New York

  What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis

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