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• (214): View more from Texas

  dude. I'm so drunk.

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  pete, this is bryce's mom

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  I can't wait to have my cock in your ass

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  pete, this is still bryce's mom

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...

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  It's inspiring.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.

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  You always make things weird.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college

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  Aren't you gay?

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  IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating

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