I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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