Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week