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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I really want to fuck my wifes sister.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?

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• (631): View more from New York

  Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"

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• (315): View more from New York

  i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake

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• (631): View more from New York

  But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.

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  Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...

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• (760): View more from California

  Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature

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  that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw

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• (806): View more from Texas

  i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  it's unicorns you uncultured swine

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science

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