No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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