So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Welp...herpes.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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