idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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