And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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