what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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