so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
The adults are the big ones right?
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