the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Shame - the story of my life.
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