A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
that's an acceptable place to lick
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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