This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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