So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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