Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...