Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?