We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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