and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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