i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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