Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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