so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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