No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
