it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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