I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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