i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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