I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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