i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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