No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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