I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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