i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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