Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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