Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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