JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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