Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
