i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
one might say we're banned from that church
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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