Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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