He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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