Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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