He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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