I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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